Thursday, August 26, 2010

His new name:

Carter told me this morning that his name is: Tarter Monkey-Cheese Big Truck. I’d have to assume that it’s like this:

First Name: Tarter
Middle Name: Monkey-Cheese
Last Name: Big Truck

I can hear it now (at his future Nobel Peace Prize award ceremony (do they have ceremonies for that?)):

“…And now, please welcome Tarter Monkey-Cheese Big Truck to the stage to accept this year’s Nobel Peace Prize.”

And I’ll be all “THAT’S MY BOY!”

1 comment:

Trad said...

At least he didn't take you "maiden" name of "big butt". Though winning the Pulitzer Prize with a name like Tarter Monkey-Cheese Big Butt has a certain marketable charm.