Friday, September 4, 2009

Baby Smack?

Dear Dole Corporation,

I have two things to say to you.
First; thank you thank you thank you for producing mandarin oranges. They are by far Carter’s biggest food obsession. He won’t eat anything until he’s had a few mandarin oranges, he won’t continue to eat unless there are more mandarin oranges on his tray, and he won’t get down from his high chair until he’s had one last mandarin orange.

Which brings me to my second point: Do you put crack in your mandarin oranges? What else would explain Carter’s unbelievably strong addiction to your yummy little fruits? No other fruit will do – so I know it’s not the “light syrup” that the fruit is floating in. It has to be crack. Right?

There is no other explanation. Mandarin oranges = baby smack

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