The Opossum

You know you’re a city girl when…

Me: Do you hear a weird animal noise?
Friend: Yea – where is that coming from…your garage?
Garage opens…
Me: Oh my god – is that a hairless cat? That is the ugliest cat ever…
Friend: Is it screaming…what is that sound?
Me: Is it coming towards us?
Friend: Should we move?
Me: Why is that hairless cat running towards us screaming?
Friend: Is it an albino cat?