Thursday, January 29, 2009

Looking forward to these days...

A friend of mine sent me an email forward (which I typically don't like email forwards ... because they are usually about religion in schools or why Obama is secretly working with demons and plotting to destroy us all ... but this one doesn't have any of that stuff in it. But if a certain someone doesn't stop sending me those forwards ... i WILL start to post them AND YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS. Yea - you know who you are).

Below is the note that went to the teacher after mommy discovered what her darling child had turned in at school:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Mrs. Smith

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