Tuesday, September 23, 2008


Well, the negotiations over Carters bedtime continue. We have tried the 4 B’s to get him to bed at night:
1.) Bath
2.) Bottle
3.) Book
4.) Bed

But sometime after bath, he switches the rest to:
2.) Play
3.) Play
4.) Scream when put in crib
5.) Spit up due to extreme frustration about being in crib
6.) Cough and choke on spit up loudly so that it sounds like an emergency in the baby monitors
7.) Pee enough to get it out of the diaper and need an outfit change
8.) Stomp feet and pound fists into crib and scoot all the way to the rails and then pound on those until feet and arms are hanging out between rails just enough to give mommy a heart attack

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